- ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS APARTMENT STACEY FAMILY?
- HOW DO I GET AN APARTMENT LIKE THIS?
- Why hasn’t Andrew Garfield taken his shirt off yet?
- Why haven’t we gotten a good shot of Andrew Garfield’s butt?
- Emma Stone is so cute.
- Why can’t I be Emma Stone?
- Emma Stone says she’s a natural blonde but I don’t want to believe that.
- SHIRTLESS SCENE.
- Oh, that is nice.
- Gwen is making out with Peter and HE JUST GOT OUT THE SEWER.
- THE SEWER.
- WHERE THE POOP LIVES.
- The Lizard looks like the goombas from the Super Mario Movie.
- This thing.
- You know I’m right.
- Aunt Mae really got shit on in this movie.
- Why isn’t Sally Field in more things?
- Seriously, I bet she gets bored making fibromyalgia commercials.
- She’s good! They should put her in more things.
- Is it fibromyalgia or is it osteoarthritis?
- Is fibromyalgia even a real thing?
- I’m not sure. Better wiki it when I get home.
- Do you think Martin Sheen is embarrassed of Charlie Sheen?
- I bet Emilio Estevez is.
- Why didn’t Emilio Estevez do the Sheen thing?
- I better wiki that when I get home.
- Is that a thing to say? “Wiki it”
- “Look it up on Wikipedia” is just so clunky.
- I could be on to something.
- I wonder what Tobey Maguire is doing right now.
- Why won’t this girl behind me shut up?
- Why won’t this guy in front of me stop texting? The girl already said she was going to bed.
- Are they gonna do that thing like in the cartoon where Peter turns into a big spider? That was stupid.
- OMG MADAME WEB.
- They never put Hobgoblin in the movies. He was so under-appreciated.
- Stupid Green Goblin.
- Green Goblin’s going to be the villain in 2, isn’t he?
- Just like in the reboot of Batman.
- Put in a lesser-known villain in the first movie.
- Set it up for the Big Bad in 2.
- I should not be able to predict these things.
- Do you think Kirsten Dunst is glad they did Gwen Stacy?
- Because, let’s be honest, in a Mary Jane vs Mary Jane showdown, Kiki’s not coming up on top.
- Kirsten Dunst has really small teeth.
- Heh, the director is Marc Webb.
- Hey. Marc Webb.
- He did “500 Days of Summer.”
- God I love that movie.
- And I feel like I’m the only one who didn’t hate Zozo at the end of it.
- I mean, yeah, she broke JGL’s heart and all, but she was pretty upfront about it: “I’m only in this for the peen.”
- MMMM Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
- I wonder if he’s going to turn out to be Robin in the new Batman movie.
- I hope not.
- Robin is the worst.
- That also works for How I Met Your Mother.
- Wait, no. Ted is the worst.
- Wait, are we really only getting one shirtless Andrew Garfield shot?
- Really?!
